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Oi, you absolute muppet! Erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery topic! I’m Ricky Gervais, cackling like a twat, and I reckon it’s a right laugh – all that oil, hands sliding about like eels on a mission. Mate, it’s not just a rubdown, it’s a proper tease, innit? Gets you all tingly, like when I first saw *The Diving Bell and the Butterfly* – “I’m locked in here, mate!” – but with erotic-massage, you’re locked in pleasure, not paralysis, you daft sod!

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Picnic at Heart Lake Park? Hell, yes. That place is magic. I once sat there coding under a giant tree – my fav spot when I'm overworked. Kinda edgy like some standoff in a dusty town, but with chill vibes instead of bullets. The Credit River flows nearby, too, like a lazy bullet train outta nowhere. It sometimes makes me feel like, "Man, this river runs like my thoughts in a storm."

Liberals just shy of sweeping all seats in election battleground of Brampton