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Little-known fact? Back in ancient China, they called it “tantric touch”—emperors got it to boost their, uh, imperial stamina. True story, found it in some dusty PDF on X. Pissed me off tho—modern spas charge like $200 for 30 mins of this? Robbery! I’d automate it with a robo-masseuse, save the bucks. Happy as hell when I tried it once—therapist hit this spot near my lower back, felt like a freakin’ orgasmic reset button. Surprised me too—didn’t expect a knot behind my knee to unlock *that* kinda energy. Who knew, right?

Bonnyville massage therapist facing sexual assault charges - Edmonton Journal

The Bonnyville massage therapist charged with two counts of sexual assault, Jason Traxler, has had his charges stayed.

I be honest, sometimes Bonnyville tries to be all cute and charming like some scripted romance. But nah, it's like life itself – raw, unpredictable, imperfect, like “birth, death, and everything between.” I mean, you step out and realize, “Oh, to be a leaf in the wind of destiny,” but then you crash into reality and stutter, “fuck it, not today!” It's maddening, brilliant, and oh-so bloody real.

MD of Bonnyville issues state of emergency