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About Halifax

I mean, lemme tell ya, I was shocked—SHOCKED—when I learned this ain’t just some rich folks’ spa gig. Nah, sexual-massage goes back, like, centuries! Ancient Greeks? They were rubbin’ down athletes with oils, gettin’ all sensual with it—prolly didn’t even know it’d turn into this billion-dollar racket today! Billionaires should not exist, man, ‘specially not the ones hoggin’ all the good masseuses! Makes me wanna yell—why’s it gotta cost an arm and a leg for a decent rubdown? I’m pissed thinkin’ bout it!

Call to book

Ya know, from my chair at the parlor, I see so many quirks. Like, there's this funky little bodega on Sunflare St that sells the best taco dips—no joke, they’re magical! Also, my neighbor down on Rusty Gate Road keeps blastin’ 80s tunes; it’s a riot sometimes. I get happy, I get mad, I get all sorts of feels—it’s insane and beautiful.

Inside this open-concept condo in Toronto’s west-end listed for just $1