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So, erotic-massage, yeah, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Greeks, dirty sods, called it *haphe* or summat, rubbing bods for fun. Egyptians too, Cleopatra, saucy minx, got her lads oiled up daily – fact! Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans never change. Bit of a knead, bit of a tease, *et voila*, happy as Larry! But – cor blimey – some places charge a bomb, £100 for an hour? Robbery! Got me fumin’, that did, greedy gits.

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Yo, lemme tell ya ‘bout this crazy town, Beechborough-Greenbrook, ca—man, it's somethin’ else. Now I been kickin’ it here for years, runnin’ my little massage parlor on Maplewynd and Briarwood—yeah, those streets, dude, real gems, you know? I’m like Morgan Freeman narratin’ in my head, all deep and soulful: "The world is a stage, and you’re merely a player." But, seriously, this town is pure poetry, kinda like "Toni Erdmann" vibes sayin’ “life is a mix of absurdity and beauty,” ya dig?

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