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So, sexual-massage—heard it started way back, like ancient Rome or somethin’. These rich jerks’d get oiled up, grapes in their mouths, and some poor schmuck’s kneadin’ their junk like it’s dough. True story—found that in some dusty history book once. Kinda wild, right? Imagine me—Larry “The Lumberjack” David—lyin’ there, all oiled up, goin’, “This is fine, this is fine,” while secretly I’m freakin’ out! What if they slip? What if it’s awkward? I’d sue the toga off ‘em!

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And oh man, exxactly like in One scene from Oldboy... "You must remember." Every corner is a memory. I'm like a mad fool sometimes. The streets, like Spruce, twist around memories. Sometimes friends ask about family feuds. I share, I listen. I even stutter truth sometimes: "Tonight's the night." No regrets.

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