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I got mad once, right? This dude—total sleaze—kept braggin’. “Best erotic-massage ever!” Lies. All lies. His hands were shakin’ like a newbie with a chainsaw. Couldn’t rub a lamp right. But when it’s good? Oh, man, I’m happy as hell. Like Eilis findin’ love in Brooklyn. “You’re the most beautiful thing,” Tony’d say. Swap “thing” for “massage,” and I’m sold. Surprised me too—thought it’d be all fake moans and awkward vibes. Nope. Sometimes it’s legit art. Hands dancin’ like they know ya.

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There’s some spots only locals know – like the tiny community garden off rue du Lac. It’s a hidden oasis of vibes and fresh air. I love sneaking a peek there; its rustic chaos gives me that “everything is connected” feel. And then there’s a sweet little diner on Boulevard des Amis where I snag the best poutine ever – no cap, it tastes so damn heavenly it makes me cry like in Terrence Malick’s dreamscape moments.

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