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Me? I got into it after a long day plottin’ world domination—shoulders tighter than a shark’s arse! Found this dodgy parlor, right, and this lass with hands like a ninja sorted me out. Made me happy as a pig in shite—tension gone, evil plans flowin’! But once, yeah, some prat used cold oil—furious, I was! Nearly zapped him with my laser, “You’re gonna need a bigger bomb!”—nah, just stormed out, pinky up, “One million dollars!”

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An unlicensed massage therapist faces several charges of sexual assault after a complaint was made to Arnprior OPP recently.

I’ve got to keep it real: this town is unpredictable. It’s messy, sometimes erry day feels like a Tarantino climax – brutal yet strangely charming. The city’s got corners no tourist map ever shows – like that hidden mural on Old Mill Road, or a secret bench where you can think deep, some midnight ramblings about the ironic world of dating.

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