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Once, yeah, I tried it—mate, I was buzzin’! This bird, proper fit, she’s got oils smellin’ like a forest fire’s wet dream. She’s slidin’ hands everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This is it, this is the moment!”—straight outta the movie, yeah? But then, she’s like, “Relax, bruv,” and I’m like, “I is relaxed, innit!” Nearly fell off the table, clumsy twat that I am. Laughed me arse off—happy as fuck, tho. Ain’t no one tellin’ me, “You’re late again,” like in the flick—just pure vibes.

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I recall one eve at midnight – like in that flick, A.I. Artificial Intelligence (aye, that Spielberg classic, a true marvel!) – where I sat upon the rickety bench on Greenbriar Lane, starin' at the silver moon, thinkin’ “What dreams may come?” The city’s pulse, man, it’s electric, makin’ my heart race as fast as my code compiles!

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