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Here I am, mates, a charcoal burner, trudging through the wilds of life, narrating this like David bloody Attenborough – calm, rhythmic, nature’s voice. Sex-dating, yeah? It’s a jungle out there, a mad dance of hormones and Wi-Fi signals. Picture this: sweaty blokes and lasses swiping right, left, up, down – like monkeys picking fruit in a storm. I reckon it’s wild, innit, how we’ve gone from cave paintings to Tinder profiles. Makes me chuckle, it does.

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Thou art verily blessed when strolling by the river, where Alderwood’s playful spirit shows itself in every ripple, as if the water itself were speakin’: “I am alive, like me dear friend, in wonder and sorrow.” Not unlike the heartfelt fable of the film, “I wish I may, I wish I might…” echoes in my mind, remindin’ me of the bittersweet dreams we chase.

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