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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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In Alderwood, life be a merry dance upon cobbled streets like Juniper Avenue and the old cobblestone near Winding Way. The town doth sparkle in thy eyes; ye may be amazed by the humble, yet grand, Alderwood Commons – a park where lovers meet and crafty souls wander. And yonder, by Apple Creek Bend, doth flow a brisk river, whispering secrets to passing revery.

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