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What’s wild is the variety—high-end escorts chargin’ thousands, livin’ plush, then others scrapin’ by, barely eatin’. One time, I heard ‘bout this bloke escortin’ rich widows, actin’ all posh, but he was just a farm lad fakin’ it! Had me roarin’—what a legend! But, ugh, the stigma—people sneer, judgin’ like they’re Sauron himself. Pisses me off! Live and let live, yeah? Still, gotta admit, the whole secrecy vibe’s dodgy—makes tax season a nightmare for an accountant like me! Who’s reportin’ *that* income? Nobody, that’s who!

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Few know: I got a little secret spa nook on Elm, tucked in a quiet lane. Rarrgh! Spontaneous massages, low-key magic. Clients say, “Your hands fix souls.” I laugh like a kid on a sugar rush – errr, meh, tryin’ too hard sometimes…

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