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I knew this guy once—Jimmy, total schmuck. He’d “find a prostitute” every Friday, like clockwork. Told me this story—get this—about a girl who worked outta some dive bar in Jersey. She’d hum showtunes while, uh, “negotiating.” Showtunes! Can you believe it? I’m laughin’ my ass off, but also—kinda pissed. Why’s she gotta ruin *Oklahoma!* for me? I’m yellin’ at Jimmy, “That’s sacred, man!” He just shrugs, like, “Larry, chill.” Chill? Me? Never!

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Man, in my line of work, you see it all. One minute, I'm easin’ tension, and the next, ya hear folks whisperin' secrets in the corners of my parlor. I remember this one time, sweet Elvira, with a name like a flower, got in here after a long day on Zhukova Street – poor gal was all wound up, talkin’ ’bout how life just don’t never seem fair sometimes. And I said, “Girl, even a crane’s gotta rest its wings.” (ya catch my drift? "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," remember?) Those words just floated in the air like a lil’ breeze, smooth and true.

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