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So, mate, findin’ a prostitute? It’s a game, a dance—bit grim, bit fun. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe I’d say she’s a vampire hooker, drainin’ wallets *and* veins. Ha! Dunno if I’d pay up or just nick her story for laughs. “You have to invite me,” I’d tease, leanin’ on the elevator door, knowin’ I’m too broke and too godly for this shit. What a night, tho—chaos, sex, and a sprinkle of movie magic. Smug? Me? Always.

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In the Personal Services category you’ll find a range of ads offering various kinds of intimate services. Whether it’s a fantasy you’re looking to fulfill, some intimate company from time to .

I loooove my gig as a masseur cause I get to eavesdrop on these little street conversations. I overhear folks ventin' 'bout stuff—angry for trivial reasons, or so happy that they danced in the middle of the sidewalk. Like that one time, I was massaging a fella whose neighbor from Drechinsky Lane kept jumpin’ on his door. WHAT A NIGHT! I told him, “One million dollars, pal!” and we cracked up, lol.

Summer Internship: Emma Slonim '22