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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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Man, I’ll never forget that one time at the Old Clock Tower near the town square – I was chattin’ with spinster coders and, heck, we were just shootin’ the breeze. Suddenly, I remembered a line from “Before Sunset”: "People are just workin' so hard to do the right thing." I laughed cause, dang, ain't that the truth? Life’s a mess sometimes but it's so beautiful.

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