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Here’s the tea—sex-dating’s messy af. Didja know back in the 90s, folks used *newspaper ads* for hookups? Like, “Single dude, 30, seeks sexy witch”—straight outta some retro *Spirited Away* scroll! Nowadays, it’s all DMs and dick pics—progress, right? Ha! I can see Russia from my house, but I can’t see who’s catfishing me ‘til it’s too late. Once got a message—dude claimed he’s a “sex god.” Showed up, lasted 2 minutes—buddy, you ain’t Haku, you’re a damn toad! Laughed my ass off, still do.

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I gotta drop in some typos here – cuz, yah know, speed and passion, right! Liek, sometimes I end up typin' like dis, just to let ya feel the vibe! And now I’m gettin’ all dramatic – ya got a piece of my heart here, every nook and cranny in Princesa-Isabel.

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