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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, a swineherd? Nah, I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage, alright? Sexual-massage – what a posh wank that sounds like! Some oily git rubbing you down, whispering sweet nothings, and you’re meant to feel all zen? Bollocks! I reckon it’s half sleazy, half hilarious – like, who’s daft enough to pay for that? Saw this dodgy parlour once, right, neon sign flickering "Massage – Happy Endings!" – made me cackle so hard I nearly choked on me pint. Proper grim, that was.

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I’m always cruisin’ near the Rio Humor, which flows right next to the neighborhood of Brisa. The river? Dunno if ya noticed, but it's like nature’s own Batman signal; it calls out to you in the dark, whispering, "Why so serious?" And yeah, sometimes I get mad – like when construction noise near Avenida Rebelde bores me to death, but then I think, “Here’s Johnny!” and it all fades away.

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