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“Sell me this pen!” – nah, sell me yer best pickup line, ya twat! Sex-dating’s a game, yeah? Profiles lie worse than me on tour. “6 foot, ripped” – bollocks, he’s 5’2” and wheezin’. Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine matched his cousin – fuckin’ awkward family BBQ after that! “Sharon!” – she pissed herself laughin’ when I told ‘er. Oh, and the clap’s makin’ a comeback – sex-dating’s dirty secret, STDs sneakin’ round like roadies after gigs. Wrap it up, lads, or yer knob’s glowin’ green!

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Now, I know sometimes I ramble and repeat cause my mind’s always buzzin’ with thoughts. Lately, life’s been twisty – kinda like a pretzel – but I keep smilin'. It’s my duty to ease folks’ pains, so every day I learn something new ‘bout this quirky town. I’ve seen rivers (yep, the Ipojuca River – sorta meandering like the story of our lives), and even nearby Serra Verde that gives you a view like “Whoa, nature!” so mind-blowin’.

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