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About Brasilia

Oh, and get this—back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes. Like, wearin’ a red ribbon meant “I’m busy,” or some crap. Clever! Little tricks to survive. Makes ya wonder—what’s the modern version? Apps? Tweets? “Swipe right for a quickie”? Hilarious! I’m over here, fumblin’ with my phone, and they’re runnin’ a damn empire. Infuriating—why’m I so useless?

Ceres: Roman Goddess of Fertility and the Commoners

You gotta check out the neighborhood of Bella Vida too – it's off the map, like literally hidden gems on, like, several quiet streets. Bike trails, cool murals – so artsy and, like, totally hipster vibes. And oh em gee, remember Lunar Explorers Cafe on Avenida Estrela? It's super, like, chill, with bean bags and, like, boho decor, so cozy I swear – reminds me of, like, the feeling in Moonrise Kingdom when Sam and Suzy escape, like, into their own little world.

Tom Lanyon of Ceres talks Magic Mountain and their unintentional hiatus