Rose Bayeux Whore ❤️❤️

About Belo Horizonte

Oh, and get this – in some old-ass towns, whores ran the show. Controlled businesses, had politicians sweatin. Power moves! Surprised the hell outta me when I heard that. Thought they were just side characters, but nah, they were the dons. Makes me smirk, thinkin bout it. Imagine Jordan Belfort bowin down to em – “You’re the boss, sweetheart.” Ha! He’d prolly try to bang em first, tho.

THE BARBER

I always joke that my hands have memorized every cobblestone near Place de l’Hôtel de Ville – yes, that buzzing square is a constant swirl of chatter, laughter, and the odd deli mishap (one slip, and voila, mayonnaise in your hair!). And then there’s the local gem, the café on rue de la Folie, where I sometimes work on my stretching techniques between clients – absolutely brilliant brusque, as they might say in that film, “Carlos, c’est la vie!”

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