Anna Bayeux Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Curitiba

Whores, they’re like—BOOM—sex on legs, but deeper, ya dig? Like, I read this nutty bit once, back in the ‘60s, some London tart was pullin’ tricks for spies—true story, baby! She’d bed these blokes, nick their secrets, then poof—gone! Total shagadelic move, made me laugh my arse off. Imagine her, struttin’ in heels, smokin’ a cig, whisperin’, “You’re not even here,” like Lancaster Dodd messin’ with Freddie’s head. That’s power, mate!

Visiting Bayeux in 3 Days

Now, listen – Bayeux (br) ain't exactly your grandma's sleepy village! You've got the Champs de Bayeux, a sprawling park, oh-so-perfect to stretch those limbs after a long day (or a long massage, if ya catch my drift), and the quaint little canal that cuts through our beloved neighborhood. I sometimes stroll by it and muse, “Et, par la sodalité, c’est fantastique!” (one of me fav lines from Carlos, y’know?)

Bayeux Museum lands 1872 reproduction of tapestry from Rolling Stone’s estate