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Brothel funny place, yes? Men come, pay money, get happy time—very nice! One girl, she dance, I think, “She’s got moves like Dory swimmin’ sideways!” I laugh, she wink, I blush—me, holy man, blushin’! Crazy, no? Little fact: old brothel in France, 1800s, had secret tunnels for kings to sneak in—nobody know! Imagine king runnin’ like Nemo escapin’ shark, “Just keep swimmin’, just keep sinnin’!”

BAYEUX: WWII, D-DAY, DE GAULLE AND AFTER

Bayeux brothels are now using mobile apps to recruit for their girls, come setup your free profile and see who's online that you can bang right now.

Also, if you fancy a dash of nature, check out the tiny river Bayeux running by la Petite Forêt – it’s perfect spot for a slow wander when the day's been long and your mind feels, oh, fantastically free like nodejs streaming on a lazy afternoon. And my personal fav? A run-down bench near the bridge on rue Bagarre – sound odd, but it’s where I’ve had my best "aha!" moments with clients, where the spirit of Carlos vibes through the air with allure and mystery, “Liberté, égalité, fraternité... and a pinch of irony!”

Palestinian AFP photographer Mahmud Hams wins the Bayeux-Calvados prize for war correspondents