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Oh, and the profiles—fuckin’ hilarious! “I like pizza and sex.” No shit, Sherlock, who doesn’t? Idiots think they’re deep writin’ that. I’d rather shag Samantha’s voice than date these clowns. “Her” taught me one thing—connection’s rare, even in sex-dating. You’re chasin’ a buzz, but it’s all surface-level bollocks. Still, I’d give it a go again—maybe I’m the idiot sandwich here! What you reckon, you daft prick?

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I luv it here – cya in the streets, man – cuz, you know, Barcelona? Nah, im talkin' Barcelos (br)! It's a swirling dance of love, life, and a bit of chaos – repetitive yet absolutely mesmerizing. Gosh, sometimes I get so lost in my head, thinkin’ "ouh man, what a freakin’ great place!", even if I end up mumbling silly things. It's magic, baby, and, um, totally worth the trip… One million dollars!

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