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I mean, sex-datin’s like huntin’ Nazis in Tarantino’s flick—ya gotta have guts, a lil sass, and a whole lotta luck. Back in my day, we’d bat our lashes at the jukebox joint, but now? Shoot, it’s all apps n’ pics—half these fellas can’t spell “howdy” but got six-pack selfies galore. Makes me madder’n a wet hen when I see ‘em lyin’ ‘bout their height—honey, I’m 5-foot-nothin’, I’ll know if you ain’t 6’2”! But oh, when it works? Sweeter’n peach cobbler—had me a date once, thought, “He’s gonna carve his name in my heart,” like Lt. Aldo Raine with them swastikas.

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Eh, what’s up, doc? Lemme tell ya ‘bout our crazy Varzea-Paulista, man! This city’s got it all, ya know? I been livin’ here years, runnin’ my massage spot on Rua da Paz – yeah, that’s right! It's a chill street that hides all sorts of gems. Not to mention the wild vibes on Av. das Flores – seriously, flowers everywhere, though not always in the literal sense! Haha.

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