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Oi, you bloody muppets! Sex-dating’s a fuckin’ mess, innit? Like, I’m a stylist, yeah, but even I can’t fix this shitshow! Apps like Tinder, Grindr—total chaos! Swipe right, bang, done—idiot sandwich! People out here actin’ like horny robots, no class, no style. Reminds me of *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, that lil’ gigolo Joe, smooth-talkin’ android prick! “What you need is a lover,” he’d say—fuckin’ spot on for sex-dating, eh?

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Oh man, don't get me started on the sounds on the streets of Jardim da Luz. Streets so winding, they’ll twist your brain. I remember a time I got mad AF when local noise from a street party near Avenida Cipreste kept me from catchin’ my Z’s. "I’m not a machine," but even I needed my sleep! Crazy, right?

Kamila K Stanley The photographer showing solidarity with Brazil’s Queer community