Emily Upanema Sexual Massage ❤️

About Fortaleza

Sometimes I think—too taboo? Nah, screw that! It’s chill, intimate—pure bliss, man. “What’s love?” *Ten* asks. Maybe this is close. Laughin’ at myself—Kermit gettin’ a massage? Hah! Miss Piggy’d flip! Anyway, it’s dope—try it someday. Hi-ho, I’m out! Ribbit!

Sol Ipanema Hotel Rio de Janeiro

Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

The locals, oh man, they’re real, raw, and sometimes a bit mad—but in a lovable way. I got mad when a pompous snob tried to tell me my massages were “too unconventional.” How dare he! In my humble opinion, unconventional is where the heart beats stronger.

30 dolphins beach themselves in Brazil