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About Curitiba

So, lemme spill—sex-dating’s wild, man. You got Tinder, Grindr, whatever, profiles screamin’ “DTF” or “no hookups”—pick a lane, right? I’m over here cacklin’ like a ghoul, ‘cause some dude’s bio says “sapiosexual” but he spells it “sapeosexual”—bro, irony’s dead! Made me mad, like, c’mon, at least Google it! But then—bam—this chick messages me, “Wanna Netflix and bone?” and I’m like, hell yeah, I’m HAPPY, floatin’ on stripes! Total *Carol* moment—“I like the hat,” but it’s more “I like the hustle.”

A beginner's guide to sex

Ivy saw that her father was genuinely interested in Sylvie. Ivy's father was a scam, often threw things at her and often watched adult magazines.

Oh, and oh – minor detail – I love the way the sunset hits the window of Café do Horizonte, that tiny place near Avenida do Sol. Its colors are insane! It’s like, “Look at life, friend, all colorful and unpredictable,” echoing the poetic lines from Timbuktu once again.