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About Curitiba

So, this whore, massive, right? Hooves like dinner plates, swear it farted loud enough to wake Scarlett Johansson. We hates it! Stink was unreal, mate, made me gag worse than a cat hairball. Little known fact – horses, whores, whatever – they got 360-degree vision, sneaky bastards, see ya comin’ before you blink. Caught me off guard, nearly shat meself when it swung that head ‘round – “What am I doing here?” – movie line, bam, fit perfect.

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A self-confessed sex addict, Goonette, and fetishist, year-old Catherine started Whoreuro magazine to connect with like-minded people, share her sexual journeys, and provide an .

And, oh dear… gotta drop you a note: the river Rio dos Suspiros winds on like it’s got a story to tell. I mean, every twist and turn of that river makes my heart go, "Whoa, whaaat?!" Quick fun fact: locals say its waters blur memories. I got that on lock after a mega wild night trying to debug an app update. Hehe, typin’ errors everywhere – like, typos, bugs, all that jazz – oh man, 18 or more frickin’ ones, seriously!

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