Ada Schroeder Sex Dating ❤️❤️

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I tried it, right? Got me a date—hot gal, big smile. Thought I’d struck gold, like findin’ oil in Texas! We meet up, and she’s talkin’ ‘bout soulmates—on a sex-dating app! I’m like, “Ma’am, this ain’t eHarmony!” Made me madder’n a wet hen—why you here if you ain’t playin’ the game? But then—ha!—she winks, says she’s kiddin’. Turns out, she’s a pro at this, been on 50 dates in a year! Little known fact: some folks treat sex-dating like a dang sport—scorecards and all! Blew my mind, man, I was happier’n a pig in slop after that.

Books by Joy Schroeder

Okay, oh, sorry, I'm ramblin’. So if you come over, hit up these spots. Trust me, you'll feel alive. You might even shout: "This is the new world!" with that mix of awe and exasperation. I'm tellin' ya – it's wild, it's real, it's flawed, just like my dating app code sometimes – but damn, it's home.

Marilyn Schroeder Obituary November 26, 2024