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So, erotic-massage—what’s the fuss? It’s old as dirt, mate. Back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on ya, call it “therapeutic,” but everyone knew the score—blokes gettin’ frisky in bathhouses, giggling like kids. Little fact for ya: some Chinese emperors had whole rooms for it, “harmonizing the qi” they said, bollocks, just an excuse for a good grope. Makes me wanna throttle someone, all that fake innocence—drives me up the wall! But—hah—makes me smirk too, ‘cos it’s so daft, innit? People payin’ gold for a tickle and a tease.

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Thats wht she sd! Oops, sorry, typin' fast, man—typos galore: like, 11 or so already! Anyway, here's to adventures in the craziest, richest corners of our city. Come see it, and maybe get a massage while you're at it—you deserve a break from all that hustle!

Seja bem-vindo, Minhocão!