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Oh, and the oils—don’t get me started. They say it’s “sensual,” but it’s sticky, slimy, gets in yer hair—nightmare! Once tried it, years back—big mistake—felt like a greased hog at a fair. Kept thinkin’, “The gods have no mercy,” like Malik’s crew mutterin’ in their cells. Never again, mate, I’d rather wrestle a wight. You wanna try it? Go ahead—don’t come cryin’ when ya slip off the table laughin’ or end up smellin’ like a tavern wench. Me? I’ll stick to my throne, watchin’ fools fumble their “massages”—pathetic.

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Now, let’s chat neighborhoods. Downtown’s where all the hustle is at – busy, vibrant, and a bit chaotic, ya know? But for a break, head over to the leafy vibes of Jardim da Esperança. It's a quiet park, perfect for clearing your mind after a long day of giving out those steamy massages. And speaking of parks… oh man, Parque dos Encantos is my secret jam. I always say to my clients, "When in doubt, find your zen here." Seriously, that park is a hidden gem with trails and a sweet little pond.

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