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What pisses me off? The fakes, man! Some escort profiles be catfishing harder than a Tarantino plot twist—show up lookin’ like Shoshanna’s cousin, not the babe in the pic! But when it’s real? Oh, I’m happy as fuck—like, *“You’re gonna die in a fire”* happy, ‘cept it’s me burnin’ with joy! I’m chaotic, yo—once saw an escort ad sayin’ “discreet parking,” and I’m like, what, you parkin’ your ass in my driveway? Absurd!

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The neighborhoods, like Vila Nova and Jardim Esperança, are full of quirky characters. The locals wave at you and share their morning gossip by the little bakery on Rua do Sol. I once spilled my herbal tea there – and oh boy, the wave of laughter afterwards was pure magic. Man, I felt so real in that moment!

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