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You wanna know the kicker? Some bloke in France—true story—tried sellin’ “tantric” rubs to highborns, got caught with his trousers down, literally. Laughed my tits off hearin’ that. “When you play the game,” I’d tell him, “you win or you die”—no room for slippery palms in my court. I’d watch him squirm, thinkin’ he’s clever, til I’d say, “I choose violence,” and—snap—done. Erotic-massage ain’t subtle; it’s loud, messy, desperate—like a pig in heat tryna look regal.

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While provide mobile massage in Santa Ynez, Los Olivos and Solvang, Los Alamos and Orcutt, we provide massages at Santa Ynez Vacation Rentals.

I been on the edge—the thrill, the stress, the calm. While knittin’ muscles, I pick up stories of the city; whispers from every block, every crevice, every rundown corner. Sometimes it makes me tear up, sometimes I laugh off the crap—just like Tony says, “Gabagool? Ova here!”

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