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About Rio de Janeiro

I tried it once—erotic-massage, not mayo—well, maybe mayo too, don’t judge! The lady was all pro, hands like magic, and I’m sittin’ there goin’, “This is better than starfish naps!” But then—ugh, get this—she used some weird smelly oil. Made me mad! Like, “Yo, this ain’t *The New World* vibes!” I wanted that “sweet scent of earth” feel, y’know, like when John Smith’s all poetic and stuff. Not stinky feet lotion! Gimme lavender or somethin’ sexy, jeez!

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Then there’s the slick neighborhood of Vila dos Encantos. The locals? Oddly lovely and oh-so nosy. I even had a client spill tea about a secret speakeasy hidden behind a grocery on Avenida da Lua. Crazy, innit? My massage table’s seen more drama than a telenovela. One time, a chap farted mid-session—god, I nearly lost it, hahaha!

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