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So, mate, I tried it once – sex-dating, not the drugs, ya twat! Met this bird, thought she’s fit, right? Turns up, looks like she’s been chewed up and spat out by life. “The end is near,” I’m thinkin’, like in the film – no spark, just awkward chat. She bangs on about her ex, I’m like, “Shut it, you muppet!” Wasted my night – could’ve been watchin’ Aronofsky instead. Sex-dating’s a gamble, yeah? Sometimes you score, mostly you’re stuck with an idiot sandwich!

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I was once, like, super mad when a new construction near our beloved Parque das Estrelas ruined the vibe. Total buzzkill, you know? I vented to a client and recited, "The killer must be, like, in the details." Super Zodiac, right?

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