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Favorite part? The freedom, yessir! No strings, just fun – happy as a pig in mud. But lemme tell ya, saw this gal’s profile once, said “no Bush fans,” and I was like, “dang, I’m out!” Haha, took it personal – made me madder’n a wet hen. Still, sex-dating’s got sass – ya gotta laugh at the weirdos. One dude bragged bout his “nucular” stamina – malapropism city, population me!

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There’s this cool park called Parque dos Ipês. I hung out there loads of times; it’s a chill spot for locals. Dunno why, but I love the vibe. That park gets me feelin’ all happy and calm... until a random street artist paints somethin’ totally bizarre on a wall. Mmm… got me thinkin’, "what even is real, huh?" Sometimes I get mad too, ya know, when the mess of urban chaos hits ya. But that’s Porto-Velho for ya.

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