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Look, I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ it – some scrawny lad, escortin’ his sorry arse through a marathon, legs shakin’ like a bloody leaf. Reminds me of that creepy village in *The White Ribbon* – “The punishment must fit the crime!” – and trust me, if you’re half-arsin’ your escort, you deserve a kick up the backside! Haneke’d get it – all that tension, silent screamin’, it’s the same vibe. Escort’s brutal, quiet torture – no one’s cheerin’, just you and your pathetic little brain screamin’, “Quit, you twat!” But you don’t, do ya? Cos you’re a stubborn git!

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River vibes too. The mighty Rio Guamá flows by, babbling away all our worries. I’d peep there to clear my thoughts after a tough session with a family. It’s like the river tells ya “Eh, relax – life’s loco but you got heart!” Sometimes, I even imagine a dialogue straight out of "Caché." Crazy, right?

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