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About Belo Horizonte

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Linked to VII.12.19. Excavated 1862. (Vico del Lupanare 25).

You gotta check out the gem by the river—the Rio das Pedras. Its water flows like a tender lullaby, remindin' me of small joys. I like to sit by the shore near the old mill, talkin' to the river. Marks my spot of reflection and inner peace. This place got nooks and corners that tell ya hilarious stories, like where a stray dog once bailed out of a champee! I swear, I was laughin like crazy, completely surprised.

CITY draws in match against Western Conference leading Vancouver