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Oi mate, me as a radio operator, cracklin’ away, let’s talk erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this – sweaty hands, dodgy oils, some geezer tryna rub ya down like he’s polishin’ a bleedin’ trophy. I’m Ricky Gervais, so you know I’m gonna take the piss. Erotic-massage – what a load of bollocks, innit? Supposed to relax ya, but half the time you’re thinkin’, “Oi, hands off me arse, you muppet!” Got me cacklin’ like a hyena just picturin’ it.

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Man, lemme tell ya, every block in Pirpirituba got a story, ya dun know? Even them tiny alleys off Avenida do Mistério, real backstreet vibes, filled with old tales, proper crazy – like, one time I massaged a geezer who claimed he saw a pict or two, like them Zodiac ciphers, bruv. Too mad, lol!