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So, check it—sex-dating’s this game where peeps be huntin’ for booty calls, no strings, just bangin’. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever, they poppin’ off. I seen some homies slide in them DMs, all smooth, like, “In the end, we’re all alone, baby.” Straight outta the movie, feel me? But real talk, it’s a trip—half the time, you don’t even know who you chattin’ with. Catfish city, yo! One time, my boy thought he was meetin’ this dime, turns out it’s some dude named Carl. Carl, fam! I was dyin’, laughin’ so hard I damn near dropped my blunt.

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Ah, good morrow, mine dear friend! Hark, let me spin thee a yarn of Patu (br), that wondrous realm where I ply my craft in the humble massage parlor. Thou shalt hear tales of narrow cobbled lanes near Corbin Street, the lively bustle of Marlowe Alley, and that raucous corner known as Dragon's Bend. Oh, how mine soul is stirred by memories there, and by the grace o' that rugged river, the Aster, which doth wind its silvery course through the heart of our fair city!

Patu!