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I’m geeking out—happy as hell—‘cause it’s science, bro! Endorphins popping off, oxytocin flooding the circuits. You’re basically overclocking your brain’s reward system. But—ugh—some sketchy parlors out there, total scam artists, charging 100 bucks for a half-assed shoulder rub. Pisses me off! Should be illegal—false advertising, suboptimal output. Had this one time, dude’s hands were shaky—thought he’d spill the oil, ruin my Tesla jacket.

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Made a big mistake by trying this place, as it was simply awful. Asked for 90 minute oil massage, and was led back to a fairly dirty room with over used linens.

So, lemme also drop a few secret gems, 'cause I know you love the hidden stuff. There’s that backwards alley near Bairro da Lúmira – a real smelly, funky place that smells like aged cheese and memories. Yup, it’s a bummer sometimes, but also, man, it’s real! I get all introspective thinking “Holy crap, life’s weird, dude.” And oh, the locals there all haven’t much pretension, just raw vibe and humor.

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