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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Erotic-massage? Pfft, just fancy rubbin’ with extra steps. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Oldboy—y’know, that twisted flick where Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” Well, ain’t nobody laughin’ when yer gettin’ kneaded like dough by some oiled-up stranger. I tried it once, okay? Once! This chick’s hands were all over me, slippin’ and slidin’ like she’s tryin’ to polish a damn table. Made me madder than a badger in a trap—felt like I was betrayin’ my own skin.

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Now, I'll tell ya, some nights I get all sentimental watchin’ the breeze skim the Itajai River. Reminds me a bit of that movie, “The Tree of Life.” Like, as Terrence Malick said, “The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.” Crazy, right? And I feel that every damn day here, like I’m rebelling in my own little way, massagin’ folks into a better mood.

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