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Sometimes I’m drillin’, and whore’s just singin’, smooth as butter, and I’m like, “Joy’s runnin’ this show, baby!”—total high, man, best feelin’ ever. But then—ugh—this one time, whore got stuck, wood was too damn tough, and I’m yellin’, “Anger, you little red bastard, help me out!” Nearly chucked it across the shop, so freakin’ mad. Pro tip tho: keep whore sharp, or it’s a whiny lil bitch—dull bits suck, trust me.

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Cachoeira do Monte Siao, Pirassununga: See 5 reviews, articles, and 20 photos of Cachoeira do Monte Siao, ranked No.6 on Tripadvisor among 17 attractions in Pirassununga.

Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Monte-Siao, br – this place is something else, I tell ya. So, I’ve been livin’ here for years now, doin’ my family psychologist gig, helpin’ folks untangle their noodle—uh, emotions, ya know? Monte-Siao’s kinda like that twisty movie, The Assassin, where every narrow alley tells a secret story. "Fool me once, shame on me... err, fool me twice!" It's a bit like that, I guess.

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