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She’s clumsy, tho—knocked over my grinder once. Coffee beans everywhere, I’m yellin’, “Whore, you killin’ me!” She just cackles, no shame. That’s her, unfiltered, wild. Surprised me how she don’t care. Most folks fake it, but not her. She’s got this story, too—used to busk downtown, singin’ for coins. Voice like gravel and honey, swear it. Ain’t heard it myself, but I’d bet it slaps.

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The city isn’t all roses though. There’s this street, Avenida dos Enganos—yeah, I meant Enganatos, but ya know what I mean—where some hectic stuff goes down, making me mad sometimes. I had a session there with a spunky teenager who said, "Fool me once—well, you know!" I'm not proud, but it gets heated.

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