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So, sexual-massage—think oily hands, dim lights, awkward boners poppin’ up like ledger errors. Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s full-on naughty town! Little known fact—ancient Taoists used it, called it “life force shit,” swear to god, boosted their chi or whatever. Me? I’d growl for that energy after balancin’ books all day—fuckin’ spreadsheets, man, they drain ya! Got mad once, heard some parlors scam ya—$50 for a tease, no payoff, rarrgh! Rip-off artists, worse than tax cheats!

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Now, oh friend, indulge me—my tales are many, my heart full. I did get so damn excited recounting them that words spilled like a stained glass, fractured and joyful. It’s as though, in every nook and cranny, one doth say, “Let life be flavourful, like a swirl of fine wine and fresh herbs, yeah!”

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