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Here’s the kicker, though—did ya know Victorian toffs were mad for it? Secret parlours, all “erotic relief” for the uptight gits. Blokes in top hats gettin’ a sneaky tug—imagine that with a posh accent! “One does enjoy a firm grip, Reginald.” Absolute muppets. Makes me howl, that—bunch of stiffs pretendin’ it’s “medicinal”. Nowadays, it’s all neon signs and dodgy TripAdvisor reviews—four stars, “bit handsy but cracking playlist”. Ffs, world’s gone mad.

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Ah, my friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Lapa (br) – it's a goddamn marvel, ya know? I'm here livin' it every damn day, and each corner got its own vibe. Lapa, like that scene from Almost Famous, "I'm not afraid to lose my edges," – yeah, that's me. Suave like Bond – shaken not stirred, always cool no matter what.

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