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Had this one bird—masseuse, right?—in Bangkok. Swear, her hands were weapons-grade. Little known fact: Thai sexual-massage goes back centuries, mate. Kings got it, kept ‘em randy for war. She’s kneadin’ me, I’m thinkin’, “That’s a bingo!”—tension gone, boom! Felt like Brad Pitt carvin’ swastikas, but, ya know, sexy-like. Got me proper stirred, not just shaken—wink!

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I gotta say, some days, I get mad at how perfect some spots look in sunlight, then, bam, night falls, and shadows creep in. Makes me shudder, and I shout, "We hates it!"—but then, laughter follows. The nightlife, oh, the nightlife! Crowded bars near or as if the alley near Rua do Caleidoscópio transforms into a pulsating heartbeat of riotous jazz and chatter, every corner echoing life’s intensity.

Letter: Laguna Beach needs to look in the mirror