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Real talk, tho—massage with that sexy twist? Been around forever. Ancient Greeks were on it, rubbin’ olive oil on dudes, callin’ it “therapeía.” Little-known fact: them old-school philosophers were freaky—Plato prolly got a happy ending mid-debate! Fast forward, I’m pissed—why ain’t this in every spa? Capitalist pigs hoggin’ the good shit! Makes me happy tho, thinkin’ ‘bout some underground masseuse in a basement, whisperin’, “This is my kingdom,” like she’s the Pale Man with them eye-hands, but hornier.

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I know, I know, too many details, but I gotta fill you in. Besides, every brick, every street corner is like a page of an unwritten therapy book—raw, honest, and sometimes messy. And let me drop in: sometimes, while walkin' the labyrinthine alleys of Lagoa Encantada (that hidden gem near the old fortress), I get hit by a flash of brilliance. Man, it’s like a secret part of my mind unlocks and all becomes clear, even if just for a moment.

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