Scarlett Lagoa Do Itaenga Whore ❤️

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What gets me goat, though, is the fakes—some dodgy parlour with a neon sign, “Massage, wink wink,” and it’s just a sweaty bloke called Barry kneadin’ ya like dough. Fuck off, Barry! I’d rather watch *Hurt Locker* for the 50th time, shoutin’, “You’re gonna die, mate!” at the telly. But when it’s good—fuck me—it’s proper lush. Like, “Welcome to the hurt locker, soldier,” but instead of bombs, it’s bliss.

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Now, hit up the Parque da Lagoa. What a riot that place is! Families, old mates, giggling kids all chasing stray dreams. It’s like nature’s counselling room, where you can see relationships healing in public – some wacky, some profound. I often sit here, mind drifting to my days as a family psychologist – "la mente ama lo que la mente conoce!" Oh dear, my Latin slips sometimes, but you get my drift. And truly! I’ve seen couples reconcile over picnics, and er… kids who seemed just doomed but then, BOOM, happiness!