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Look, it’s a laugh, it’s weird, it’s bloody pricey—probs not for prudes or tightwads. Surprised me how knackered I felt after—happy knackered, mind you, like post-shag glow without the guilt. Would I go again? Maybe if I win the lottery or some twat pisses me off enough to need “zen.” Til then, I’ll stick to me DVD of *The Headless Woman* and a cheeky wank—cheaper, and no one’s whisperin’ hippy nonsense in me ear! Hah! What d’you reckon—fancy a rubdown, ya filthy git?

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Olá, queridos! Muito prazer, sou Lashimi,Terapeuta Tântrica. Bairro:Jardins, em São www.facebook.com📍 Como uma Terapeuta simpática, carinhosa e atenciosa, meu principal objetivo é proporcionar .

I swear, every corner's got a story. Over in the Jardim Velho neighborhood, there's a square – Praça da Esperança – where old timers sit gossiping about anything and everything. I always get hit with déjà vu, like a scene from "The Great Beauty": life's both a mind-blowing spectacle and a tragic circus. My dating site biz? Yeah, it gives me a front-row seat to all the flirty drama, weird encounters, and self-indulgent charm of these streets.

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