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Humor? Shit, one time this guy farted mid-massage—loud as a damn bomb! I laughed so hard I nearly kicked the table over. “It’s all happening,” my ass—more like “it’s all stinkin’!” Sarcasm aside, sexual-massage is dope—relaxes ya, gets ya off, whatever. Just don’t be a cheapskate, tip the damn worker, or I’ll come for ya, screamin’, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!” Now, go try it, losers—tell ‘em Cartman sent ya!

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Now, lemme spill some local tea. Over in Bairros de Itapema, like in the Alto da Boa Vista area, the locals got their own slang and secrets. Heard of a lil’ secret beach around near Rua das Gaivotas? Not many know, but it's where I used to vibe after a long day of “pleasure coaching” sessions—you know, making sure life feels as rich as that movie’s landscapes, deep and full of surprises.

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